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Wife: Are you on that snowblower.com thing again?

Me: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.

Wife: Do you all get little laminated cards or anything for being members?

Me: As a matter of fact, we do, why?

Wife: Rrrrrreally (sarcastically) And what does that do for you? Get discounts at restaurants and gas stations and stuff?

Me: Probably - Ill have to ask at our next meeting.

Wife: Meeting? You have meetings? When? I havent seen you go to any meetings.

Me: I haven't been to one yet. The meetings are monthly and they jump around the region, which reminds me: the one for next March is at our house and so you'll have to cook.

Wife: WHAT?? How many people?

Me: Im not sure Im guessing somewhere between 50 and 100 but I really don't know for sure.

Wife: Youd better not be serious how are we going to afford to cook for that many people?

Me: Well, Ill just give you my "little laminated membership card" and send you shopping hows that sound?

Wife: Youre an idiot.

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My girl already calls the snow blowers my "Girlfriends" I want my card now LOL

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...You’d better not be serious – how are we going to afford to cook for that many people?.
All of the dialog was funny, but the above was especially funny to me.

I have — and do — respond to my better half with: "being on that snowblower.com thing again has just saved us...(fill in the blank) $___.__ on that repair (or maintenance)"...

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All of the dialog was funny, but the above was especially funny to me.

I have and do respond to my better half with: "being on that snowblower.com thing again has just saved us...(fill in the blank) $___.__ on that repair (or maintenance)...
You know it!! They just HAVE to give us a hard time, don't they?

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does Paulie139 = doublewide6 on youtube???

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Next time tell her no, tell her you're on a dating site.

Then let us see how funny the dialogue gets.


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Next time tell her no, tell her you're on a dating site.



Then let us see how funny the dialogue gets.


Shed just laugh because she knows dogs chase cars but they cant drive....


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You guys are funny. Wife and I laughed at that one.
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