Latest Conversation With The Wife
Wife: Are you on that snowblower.com thing again?
Me: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
Wife: Do you all get little laminated cards or anything for being members?
Me: As a matter of fact, we do, why?
Wife: Rrrrrreally (sarcastically) – And what does that do for you? Get discounts at restaurants and gas stations and stuff?
Me: Probably - I’ll have to ask at our next meeting.
Wife: Meeting? You have meetings? When? I haven’t seen you go to any meetings.
Me: I haven't been to one yet. The meetings are monthly and they jump around the region, which reminds me: the one for next March is at our house and so you'll have to cook.
Wife: WHAT?? How many people?
Me: I’m not sure – I’m guessing somewhere between 50 and 100 but I really don't know for sure.
Wife: You’d better not be serious – how are we going to afford to cook for that many people?
Me: Well, I’ll just give you my "little laminated membership card" and send you shopping – how’s that sound?
Wife: You’re an idiot.
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